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Monday, July 11, 2011
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
A Fun Day in Fort-O
How many times have you been asked about your home town, "So, what do you do for fun?"
Well, we here at Fort Ugh have been reconnecting with our childhood and doing extensive research in an attempt to provide you with an accurate glimpse into the fun and fancy-free lives of the locals. There are lots of things to do for fun here, so sit back and buckle up!
First, summers here are quite hot. So, you probably want to start your day with a visit to local landmark My Place Restaurant for a delicious, refreshing ice-cream co.....
oooone. Oops. Awkward. Uh, OK, OK. Don't fret. We can just go across the street to get some ice cream at McDo.....
oooonal.... Er... Taco Be.....
ell.... Ugh. OK, let's forget about food for a while. I'd probably just recommend you go read a nice book at the Fort Oglethorpe Libra.....
aary, which closed years ago. AH! I forgot. Uh, OK. Perhaps you should go for a nice caffeine pick-me-up and relax while reading a newspaper at the local Starbu.....
uuuuuuGH! OK, who needs coffee anyway? Given our local obesity problem, you should be a part of the solution and contribute by being an example of how much fun physical activity can be! You should probably go to local hot-spot Fort Lanes for a bit of bowli....
Well, we here at Fort Ugh have been reconnecting with our childhood and doing extensive research in an attempt to provide you with an accurate glimpse into the fun and fancy-free lives of the locals. There are lots of things to do for fun here, so sit back and buckle up!
First, summers here are quite hot. So, you probably want to start your day with a visit to local landmark My Place Restaurant for a delicious, refreshing ice-cream co.....
oooone. Oops. Awkward. Uh, OK, OK. Don't fret. We can just go across the street to get some ice cream at McDo.....
oooonal.... Er... Taco Be.....
ell.... Ugh. OK, let's forget about food for a while. I'd probably just recommend you go read a nice book at the Fort Oglethorpe Libra.....
aary, which closed years ago. AH! I forgot. Uh, OK. Perhaps you should go for a nice caffeine pick-me-up and relax while reading a newspaper at the local Starbu.....
uuuuuuGH! OK, who needs coffee anyway? Given our local obesity problem, you should be a part of the solution and contribute by being an example of how much fun physical activity can be! You should probably go to local hot-spot Fort Lanes for a bit of bowli....
iiiing. Hmm. I mean, OK. REALLY?! I definitely have a solution for you! Strap on some roller skates, you're going to....
ROLLER COASTER SKATE WORLD!
Heck yes! Here in Fort O, we know how to party like it's 1985.
Of course, if you don't like any of my suggestions, you can always go to Wal Mart or visit the endless variety of pawn shops or used car lots in town.
Hope you enjoy your visit!
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