It's long been believed that some of the most unusual characters on Earth aimlessly roam the isles of Wal-Mart. However, to those of you who haven't patronized your local K-Mart store in a while, you've been missing out. The average K-Mart patron is a different breed of human, a variety that can only have been genetically engineered in the dirty bathroom sink drain of a mobile home located deep in the woods of a nearby forest. We'll occasionally be running a segment entitled, "People of K-Mart."
This work is entitled, "Jersey Shore(t)". The brooding and intrinsic title accurately describes the sudden local shortage of the Jersey T-shirt material. Notice the subtle contrast in color revealing that, no, in fact, these two items of clothing were purchased separately in an attempt to match.
